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Ten things
NOT
to include in the
Burning Man children's book!
The Orgy Dome is open 24 hours.
It's written on the back of every ticket: YOU MIGHT DIE out here!
People drink an awful lot of alcohol.
They spill blood in the Thunderdome.
Daft Punk really didn't play at the trash fence, but Miley Cyrus did - naked.
Your doll is not safe at Barbie Death Camp.
The greeters really want to spank your virgin ass.
Drugs? What drugs?
Remember folks, safety third!
Playing with fire is awesome!
And yes, there really is a
children's book about Burning Man
.
Minus a few things.
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